By Elle. I’ve been obsessed with Paris ever since my first visit at the age of about 12. I don’t know if everyone ‘has a place’ like this, or if I’m just a weirdo, but something pulls me back time and time again. I imagine the way I feel about Paris is how other people feel about Disneyland – I spend the whole time wide-eyed … Continue reading Going To Paris? Read This First
By Emilie. And why it’s OK to ditch them. You’re friends… but then sometimes she makes those bitchy little comments. You’re friends… but then she flakes out on you all the time. You’re friends… but every time you have a conversation you come away from it feeling shit about yourself. Ya feel us? It’s hard to know when a friendship is really, properly over – … Continue reading How To Know When You’re Not Friends Anymore
By Elle. My complete intolerance for exercise stems from childhood trauma. Reader, I was not injured in a catastrophic fitness-related accident, nor forced into daily press-ups by an abusive relative. I just hated PE. The dread I felt before every lesson has never left me – in fact, one of my best things about being a grown-up is NO PE! Anyway, my thirties have decided … Continue reading Exercise Tips For People Who Hate Exercise
Alright 2018, let’s get fucked up. By Riley. Well, there we have it — you’re a walking, talking Ferrero Rocher and after a few too many Harvey Wallbangers decided to tell your weird uncle what you really thought of him once and for all. Christmas has passed and the new year is upon us — a time for quiet reflection, gratitude and love. And swearing … Continue reading New Year’s Resolutions You Absolutely Shouldn’t Do
By Riley. DISCLAIMER: I wrote this when I should have been at the gym. Same thing, right? OK, so you’re on a quest to adopt a healthier lifestyle, improve your mental wellbeing, and want a bangin’ bod by the time you’re through. There are a plethora of articles out there that go through the good, the bad, and the protein farts to get you ready for your … Continue reading Going To The Gym: A Memoir
Denial level: Mariah. By Riley. Don’t worry — this is a circle of (bankrupted) trust. C’mon in… If you’ve never laid in the dark, frantically scrolling through Asos at quarter to midnight, trying to squeeze in that next day delivery when really you don’t need a damn thing, let alone in the next 12 hours, then I feel sorry for you, friend. I’ve spent more … Continue reading Are You Shit With Money?